he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
