4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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