But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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