is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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