So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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