were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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