I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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