I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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