on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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