your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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