i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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