Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The uberlube is also flammable
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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