god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
