Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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