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(310): View more from California

I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble

(1-310): View more from California

Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo

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(905): View more from Toronto

She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.

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Got yourself a keeper right there.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.

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(616): View more from Michigan

i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia

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(310): View more from California

I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing

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