Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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