I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
