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I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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