I hate your face
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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