This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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