I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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