what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
And then he peed in my hair
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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