Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
They took my balls.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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