I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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