Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My vagina is very pro this idea
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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