just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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