plz talk dirty to me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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