Old men and throwing up are my life now.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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