Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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