please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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