i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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