Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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