The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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