do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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