Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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