i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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