After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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