living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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