i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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