How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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