Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
