I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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