Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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