the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I need water and some morals
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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