Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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