He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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