Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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