it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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