Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
