I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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